Eyebrows

Gracie was in the tub and says to me,

"I don't like eyebrows.  They are kinda a boy thing, only boys should have eyebrows."

Launguages

Tonight Gracie said to us,

"I speak 3 languages, No talking, English and Spanish.  In spanish I say G'day mate.  In no talking, when I need to go to the bathroom, I just walk in there.  I wish Utah spoke a different language because then I would know 4."

No talking language is actually sign language.  What a girl.

Uncles

Gracies Uncles all seem to argue about which one she loves the most.  She seems to love them all equally as evident in her comment to me tonight.

"Mom, I love ALL my Uncles.  I wish I had 80."

We were eating pancakes this morning, camping. Gracie had nutella and syrup all over her hands. She says,

"I need someone to lick my fingers."

Smile

Gracie was going through Aaron's wallet and asked,

"How come boys never smile?"

Aaron said "Why?"

Gracie, holding his license said, 

"You're not smiling, Were you not married yet?"

Fire Ants

McKinley randomly will ask Gracie, "How do I look today?"  She usually pops off with something cute like, "Hot as the Sun", or "Hotter than a fire", but today she topped them all. 

"You are Hotter than Fire Ants!"

I don't know, Is that a compliment?

Blind Doll

Gracie was playing with the American Girl Dolls.  She had glasses on one and came to McKinley and said,

"If you put the glasses on the wrong doll, will she go blind?"

Seriously, I can't make this stuff up.